Monday, April 1, 2024

Running for President/Nukes for allies

 


I'm running for President of the United States in 2024.  I will simply need around 84 million write in votes.  Shouldn't be a problem, my name is only 9 characters long and compared to the two choices of the ruling class I would be the obvious choice.  My first act as president would be to give nukes to Taiwan and Ukraine.  Tactical land based to the Ukraine because they don't have very far to go to Russia and they need to be mobile so the Rooskies don't preemptively make the Ukraine glow in the dark.   Taiwan will need a sub.  The Chinese could delete that island  of roughly 14,000 square miles with a few nukes or even a sustained conventional bombing.  128 mirved warheads on 16 tridents floating somewhere between Japan and Vietnam would keep the Chinese at bay. You know they're taking notes on the Ukrainian land grab and Taiwan is going to be the next victim while the rest of the world clutches their pearls and vehemently admonish Chinese aggression while taking no action.  The Chinese are already grabbing the south China Sea as their own and when the UN gives it to them Taiwan is next.   The Rooskies will run like scared rabbits if the Ukraine gets nukes but if not the Ukrainians would not hesitate to serve Putin radioactive rice crispies for breakfast.   That's my platform:  Nukes for evildoers.